Welcome to Schmidt Motos LLC!

If you’re here, you probably love motorcycles, precision machining, or just enjoy browsing cool stuff. Either way, by using this site (https://www.schmidt-motos.com), you agree to these terms. If you don’t like rules, well… life must be interesting for you, but you still have to follow ours while you're here.

Cookies – No, Not the Tasty Kind

Yeah, we use cookies. Not to spy on you, just to make the website work better. Some are required (you don’t get a say), others are optional (your call). If you use our site, we assume you’re cool with it. If not, there’s always the off button on your device.

Intellectual Property – Don’t Steal Our Stuff

Everything on this site—text, images, designs, and our general badassery—is owned by Schmidt Motos LLC unless otherwise stated. You can look at it, enjoy it, and even share it (properly credited, of course), but you CANNOT:

• Copy or republish our content

• Sell, rent, or pretend it’s yours

• Reproduce or duplicate anything without permission

• Redistribute content like you own it

Violation of these rules could result in legal action, and trust us—you don’t want that.

User Comments – Keep It Cool

We love a good comment section, but let’s keep it respectful. We don’t pre-screen comments, but we can and will remove anything offensive, spammy, or just plain stupid. By posting, you confirm that:

• You have the right to say what you’re saying.

• You’re not infringing on anyone else’s rights.

• You’re not posting anything illegal, defamatory, or just plain trash.

• You’re not using our site to promote your own business, unless we’ve given you the thumbs-up.

By posting a comment, you give us permission to use it, edit it, and display it however we see fit. Basically, don’t post something here unless you’re cool with us sharing it.

Gift Cards – The Perfect Gift (Unless You’re a Scammer or a Bureaucrat)

So, you’ve decided to gift the joy of Schmidt Motos to someone. Good choice! Our gift cards are like motorcycles—fun, fast, and legally compliant (because some states make us). Here’s the fine print (with a side of sass and a sprinkle of legalese):

1. Cold Hard (Fake) Cash
   Gift cards are not redeemable for actual money, Bitcoin, or your cousin’s questionable “vintage” motorcycle parts. Use them for purchases on our site, or frame them as a reminder of your impeccable taste.

2. Expiration Dates? Blame the Bureaucrats
   Technically, our gift cards never expire… unless you live in one of those states where lawmakers apparently hate fun. In those cases, your card will expire after 5 years (or whatever your local overlords demand). Want to avoid the drama? Spend it fast. We recommend using it before your next oil change.

3. Lost, Stolen, or Abducted by Aliens?
   If your gift card pulls a Houdini, we’re not responsible. Treat it like your motorcycle keys—don’t lose it, and definitely don’t lend it to your sketchy neighbor. We won’t replace it, but we will pour one out for your loss. Pro Tip: If your state requires replacement fees for lost/stolen cards, congrats! You’ve won a bureaucratic scavenger hunt.

4. No Scamming, Sweetheart
   We reserve the right to cancel gift cards if we suspect fraud, money laundering, or if you try to buy our entire inventory just to resell it on eBay. Play nice, or we’ll revoke your “cool customer” status faster than you can say “chargeback.”

5. Terms Change. So Do You.
   We might update these rules someday (example: “Gift cards now valid on Mars”). Keep using the card, and you’re agreeing to whatever we dream up. Don’t like it? Spend it now and avoid the drama.

6. Not a Deposit for Your Spaceship
   Gift cards can’t be used to purchase other gift cards, bribe our team, or fund your theoretical trip to the moon. They’re for Schmidt Motos gear only. Use them wisely. Or don’t—we’re not your mom.

7. State-Specific Shenanigans
   Some states require us to tell you that you can claim unused card balances under certain conditions. Translation: If you live in a state that’s really into paperwork, you might get cash back for that $2.17 leftover. But honestly, just buy a sticker and call it a day.

By buying or using a gift card, you agree to these terms. Break them, and we’ll have to “have a chat” (or send a lawyer dressed as a motorcycle mechanic). Now go make someone’s day—preferably without losing the card on the way.

Hyperlinking – Who Can Link to Us?

If you want to link to our site, great! But not everyone gets a free pass. The following groups can link to us without needing to ask permission:

• Government agencies

• Search engines

• News outlets

• Online directories linking in a normal, non-sketchy way

• Accredited businesses (as long as they aren’t shady)

If you’re not on that list but still want to link to us, send us an email. We’ll check you out and see if we’re cool with it. Just don’t be deceptive or imply that we endorse your stuff if we don’t.

Content Liability – Your Site, Your Problem

If you link to us from a site that’s offensive, misleading, illegal, or just plain trash, we’re not responsible for it. You’re on your own. We also reserve the right to ask you to remove any link to our site at any time for any reason.

Reservation of Rights – We Make the Rules Here

We can change these terms whenever we feel like it. If you keep using the site after changes happen, that means you accept them. If you don’t like that, you’re free to stop using the site—no hard feelings.

Legal Stuff – Because Lawyers Say We Have To

To the maximum extent allowed by law, we’re not responsible for:

• Any incorrect information on the site.

• The site being unavailable.

• Any damages or losses caused by using the site.

Basically, if something goes wrong while you’re here, don’t blame us. We do our best, but we’re human (well, mostly).

Final Note – Don’t Be That Guy

Use the site responsibly, don’t be a jerk, and we’ll all get along just fine. Now, quit reading legal mumbo-jumbo and go check out some cool motorcycle parts.

Questions? Email us at info@schmidt-motos.com